memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

amber: like carolina and york were ever gonna get married
york fucks like he picks locks
a: unsuccessfully
amber: just fumbling around
and no release
notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

I just spent $20 on The Sims because the Pets expansion comes with tractors and crop farming bonus content now, and then there are dairy cows on sale at the main site, and ugggghhh, my poor Sims, my poor checkbook.

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And I already have the chicken coop from a while back, and the beekeeping station from the Supernatural expansion.

I am sorry, future Sims, for the hard and thankless lives you’re going to live as farmers.

(x"Is everybody happy with that?" "Yes!"

zoewashburne:

kids, here is something i wish my dad had told me. the longest pause you’ll ever experience in your life is the one following asking the question: will you marry me? your brain goes into override, imagining every possible response. 

lilacsbloom:

Oh yeah this is so how it should have ended.