If you tell yourself you’re going to start accomplishing something instead of wasting time in your Batman chair…
…aren’t you forgetting you “wasted time” in that chair for a reason?
THIS WEEK: Cracked editors Jack O’Brien and Jason Pargin discuss the myths we build around self-improvement. Our brains are programmed to betray us. And media that show off the absurd lifestyles of the wealthy and famous don’t help matters. Rather than focusing on our actual options and the paths to success that are really open to us, we look at Kim Kardashian and secretly set “born into wealth and celebrity” as our unstated, unachievable life goal. Here’s how to fight that.
Take a Hint - Victoria Justice ft. Elizabeth Gillies
get your hands off my hips, ‘fore i punch you in the lips
stop your staring at my- hey!
take a hint, take a hint
I MEAN OH YES GOOD I LIKE THIS MENTAL IMAGE
wait no wait shit crap what have i done
i do not want to victorious au
but i can feel myself slipping
[gets extremely offended when anyone implies my favorite characters are straight]
Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy (1996)
i just learned that british photographer harry pointer made a lot of captioned photographs of cats in various situations in the late 19th century
look at this
the lolcat is over a century old
See, now if I really wanted to rake in the ~art history blog scam cash~, I’d make a site full of these and smother it in ads. XD
P.S. lolcats are way older than a century:
brain candy is soooo problematic, it was controversial even when it was made twenty years ago, but it is precious to me and i set tonight aside special to watch it
Jason Mraz - “The Boy’s Gone”
And what becomes of a day for those who rage against it?
And who will sum up the phrase for all left standing around in it?
Well, I suppose we’ll all make our judgment calls
We’ll walk it alone, stand up tall, then march to the fall
And we better be happy now that we’ll all go home
Be so happy with the way you are
Just be happy that you made it this far
Go on be happy now, please be happy now