I bought a really gross spaghetti dinner from the elementary school’s fundraiser, and the cat keeps licking the sauce and I don’t understand, Jasper, it’s the grossest thing I’ve ever tasted and I’m trashing it as soon as I stand up, why are you eating it.

Myspace emailed me to tell me “Your Photos are Back! Here are Some of Your Classic Pics.”

A screencap from The Future is Wild and a cat I drew in mspaint with my eyes closed.

That was the entirety of my myspace photographs.

I’ve always been really, really bad at social media.

We now know that 24 hours without sleep, or a week of sleeping four or five hours a night induces an impairment equivalent to a blood alcohol level of .1 percent. We would never say, ‘This person is a great worker! He’s drunk all the time!’ yet we continue to celebrate people who sacrifice sleep for work.

Insights from the doctor who coaches athletes on sleep. Pair with the science of what actually happens while you sleep and how it affects your every waking hour.

More on sleep here.

(via explore-blog)

Get that rest, folks! Science says so.

(via jtotheizzoe)

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so i kindayeah

beanie-buns:

so i kinda

yeah

beanie-buns:

they’re purple for a reason B)

beanie-buns:

they’re purple for a reason B)

buying a roosterteeth shirt: yes hi i'd like to pay 19.95 for an inside joke

tiredpunk:

I love u plastic worm bike man

neenerbot:

beastlies:

This big fella is on the postcard, and I showed some progress shots way back when I was painting him, but I figured maybe this would be a good time for some more detailed views of him.  I’ve gotten kind of fond of my little buddy here.

No surprise, he’s heading for the Dubious Beasts: Symbiosis show in Cannon Beach next weekend.

(If you want to get a peek at what’s up with the other half of the DB:S show, here’s a nice piece about Shing at WonderCon!)

Gorgeous!!

simmington for the ship thing, and also Carolina/479er if u feel like it

who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching
Simmons has too much free time and watches all these National Geographic and Discovery Channel and TLC documentaries, about everything from evolution to the history of modern computing to rare diseases, and Wash signs onto netflix and he just wants to finish that episode of Hell on Wheels he started last week and he has to scroll foreverrrrr to find it on recently watched (he doesn’t actually know how to add things to the queue).

who snores
They both do, but Wash snores more simply because Simmons doesn’t have the heart to wake him up when he actually manages to sleep, whereas Wash will elbow Simmons (gentlyish) to make him be quiet.

who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off
Neither intentionally embarrasses the other.  It wouldn’t work anyway, because although they both have embarrassing ringtones (Wash’s is a musical chorus of cat meows, and Simmons’s is some classical crap), neither of them considers their own ringtone embarrassing so.
On a related note, Wash considers Simmons’s ringtone to be like nails on a chalkboard (everyone kept telling him classical music was soothing, and it’s not) and hates if anyone else calls Simmons when he’s around.

who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance
Wash could have the top bunk if he wanted it, but he doesn’t so Simmons would have to sleep there.

who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other
Simmons would get bitched at so hard.

who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal
Simmons.  Wash told him he doesn’t like birthdays and he doesn’t like cake and just let it go, okay.  So Simmons tried to make him a no-particular-occasion creme brulee, whyyyy.



who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching
It’s pretty evenly split between Niner’s documentaries about aviation and military history and Carolina’s (secret shame) romcoms.

who snores
Carolina, but Niner finds it strangely endearing because she has it really, really bad for Carolina.

who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off
479er doesn’t understand why Carolina thinks she should be embarrassed by her classic rock ringtones.  “‘Bat Out of Hell’ kicks ass.”
Carolina’s ringtone, on the other hand, has been stuck on Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” since York got a hold of her phone, and mostly she’s just embarrassed that she can’t figure out how to change it.

who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance
479er.  No particular reason, she says.  Really she figures that she’s less likely to wake up suddenly and hit her head on the ceiling than Carolina is.

who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other
479er.  The piano is the only thing, other than flying and Carolina, that she enjoys.

who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal
No one ever started a fire microwaving takeout, it’s fine.